Read This Two-Year-Old Article About The Grammys To Get “Pumped” For This Year’s Grammys

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Because:

1) I’ve been very busy this week and I ran out of time to write more about this year’s Grammys.

2) I really don’t feel like writing much more about this year’s Grammys.

3) This article does a better job explaining the Grammys than I ever could.

4) This was written two years ago, but nothing has changed.

Enjoy.

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Hidden Gems: 10 Great Fountains Of Wayne Songs That Aren’t “Stacy’s Mom”

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Recently I came across Steven Hyden’s five-album test, a criteria which validates a band’s greatness if they have released five great albums in a row. Those who pass the test include The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Replacements, Yo La Tengo, and…Fountains Of Wayne? Yep, that one band that does that one song you know and love:

 

I was surprised that Hyden would approve FoW as a band with five consistent great albums. I couldn’t name any songs other than “Stacy’s Mom”, and there seemed to be a lack of praise for this band and their albums – I never felt the need to hear any of their albums like I do with The Beatles or Led Zeppelin.

So now I’ve gone through their past albums (they’ve been around since 1996!) and have dug up some new appreciation for these one-hit wonders. Hyden describes the power-pop band as the music version of How I Met Your Mother — easy for critics to brush off but extremely likable and relatable in some aspects, and this comparison makes more sense after listening to all their albums (and it’s also a complement). Also, I love How I Met Your Mother, so I really like most of these songs, and a lot of them would have sounded great in the show.

Here are ten great FoW songs that prove that this band, though maybe not as great as The Beatles, has indeed passed the five-album test.

 

1. “Radiation Vibe”

The first track off their 1996 self-titled debut. This song has everything – monkeys, Playboy, a great guitar riff, a cool music video, and Pittsburgh.

 

2. “Barbara H.”

FoW’s strongest songs are their character study songs about people we all know and, for better or worse, can relate to. “Barbara H.” is about a small girl with a big crush who becomes dismayed from being lost in a big city and hearing the same songs over and over again.

 

3. “Sick Day”

Another great character song, except it’s about all of us wanting to get out of the work rut and hang out on our lawns and hope that one day all of our hard work will lead us somewhere good.

 

4. “Troubled Times”

FoW’s follow up to their debut, 1999’s Utopia Parkway, is a little more polished, and “Troubled Times” is an example of a young band growing up.

 

5. “Bright Future In Sales”

My favorite FoW album might be 2003’s Welcome Interstate Managers. In addition to being the album that has “Stacy’s Mom”, the rest of the album is full of crunchy guitar riffs and great lyrics to sing along to on your way to work in your car with your windows down. “Bright Future In Sales” is FoW at their most Cheap Trick.

 

6. “Hackensack”

Knowing someone famous before they became famous must be weird. What isn’t weird is the feeling that everyone else has gone away to bigger and better things while you’re stuck and not sure what to do with your life (“I used to work in a record store / now I work for my dad”).

 

7. “All Kinds Of Time”

This is one of two songs off Welcome Interstate Managers that has appeared on the TV show Scrubs (check out my version of Zach Braff’s iPod if you haven’t already). This is a nice song about the inner peace of knowing that everything will be ok in the end, even when you’re being attacked on all sides by an entire opposing football team.

 

8. “Hey Julie”

This is the other song from Welcome Interstate Managers that appeared in Scrubs. Though no song has come close to “Stacy’s Mom” in terms of popularity, this song about hating your job but having someone to care about was a modest hit.

 

9. “Karpet King”

From 2005’s Out-Of-State Plates, this is another character song about a Karpet King with a scary look and a drinking problem.

 

10. “Action Hero”

My favorite song off their most recent album, 2011’s Sky Full of Holes. This is a heartbreaking look at a father who still thinks he can be the superhero he wants to be in his mind.

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Four Things I Didn’t Expect To Happen In 2014 (From Someone Who Missed It All)

Five months is a long time to be away. Without a working cellphone or laptop, I was blissfully out of touch with the world of music save the few english music magazines I managed to find. Our reliance on the Internet for most of our news is bittersweet; it’s bitter because it feels like at times you either have too much information or none of it at all, but it’s sweet because I can google all the news and music that I missed.

Last year was great for music because it seemed that every popular artist in the world decided to release music all at once (My Bloody Valentine released an album for goodness sakes). Most albums in 2013 were a lot of fun to talk about (how many arguments have you heard or partaken in for or against Yeezus?), but a lot of those albums I rarely go back to and listen for pure enjoyment.

It seems that, for me at least, 2014 has been more about quality than quantity. The War On Drugs made their best album, The Hold Steady are still alive, a few of my other favorites released music (Sharon Van Etten, Cloud Nothings, Beck, The Men) and I’ve become acquainted with Real Estate, Parquet Courts, How To Dress Well, St. Vincent, and other musicians I knew about before but whom all have converted me into true fans this year. This year has been the year of rookies, redemptions, and breakthroughs, and I think this year, more than other years, we’ve all discovered a few new favorite bands.

Of course this could also mean that 2014 is, if nothing else, just more in tune with my personal taste, the taste of a 21-year-old Midwest music lover who has to rely on the Internet for most of his music. The following are just a few particular things that I’ve noticed about the music that I missed in 2014. Many of these things won’t seem like a big deal to you. Maybe because you’ve seen this year slowly unfold and none of this seems sudden, or maybe you just disagree with me. But it’s fun to write about the halfway point of 2014 with a different perspective. Plus, I need to do a “halfway through 2014” post anyways, so here we go!

 

1. Guitar Rock Music Is Alive And Well

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Just to clarify — great guitar music, in all of its wonderful and diverse forms, has never died. There will always be great music made with Fender guitars plugged into Marshall amps with the occasional tremolo and delay pedals. But in 2014, more than most recent years, it seems that guitar music is not only getting by but actually thriving among popular music.

Whether it’s 90’s nostalgia (Cloud Nothings), Alex Chilton approved classic rock (The Men), Paul Westerberg approved melodic punk (Against Me!), 70’s New York City cool punk (Parquet Courts and Thee Oh Sees), or metal that Foo Fighters fans would like (Mastodon), every type of guitar player had an album to like in 2014.

 

And I don’t know if I can categorize the excellent new The War On Drugs album Lost In The Dream. The band’s previous album, the also excellent Slave Ambient, was a unique marriage of Tom Petty Americana with hints of dreamy guitars that aren’t quite shoegazing but just as pretty, and Lost In The Dream is just an overall improvement of that sound.

 

As of now, my favorite album of 2014 is Real Estate’s Atlas. In addition to having some of the best lyrics of the year, it’s also a great guitar album in the sense that any person just learning guitar can learn all these songs fairly easily, which makes the point that you don’t have to be a virtuoso to make excellent music.

 

All of a sudden, a guitar band doesn’t feel retro, and that’s a wonderful thing.

Also, because I love The Hold Steady, I really think the new album got a lot of undeserved panning.  Teeth Dreams, for all its flaws, is worth another listen.

 

2. No One Seems To Like Jack White Anymore

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Speaking of guitars, I was excited to come home and check out Lazaretto, the newest album from one of rock music’s most dependable crusaders, until I began reading all the mixed reviews on the album which then led to a widespread analysis on White’s legacy (Steven Hyden’s Grantland article is especially good concerning this).

The mixed reviews, along with some interesting interviews in which White attacked The Black Keys and other nice people, made me less thrilled to call myself a Jack White fan. I’ve always liked the idea of Jack White — a musician who takes inspiration from the past and tries to make it new in a way that tributes to the old ways while moving forward. But when I went back to all my White Stripes albums, I realized that most of these albums are, well, just ok. Yes, I know Elephant is a classic album and “Seven Nation Army” is an anthem of a generation and “Ball And Biscuit” is the sound of a guitar having sex, but the rest of the album? This is one of the few times where I 100% agree with a Pitchfork review. As for White’s many side projects — The Raconteurs, The Dead Weather, etc — each band has, at the very most, a handful of great songs that’ll remind you how much you miss The White Stripes.

I’ve listened to Lazaretto a couple of times and I agree with many of the reviews that I’ve read — it’s a more high-maintenance Blunderbuss with a few truly great songs hidden among mostly ok to good songs, much like every album Jack White has made after White Blood Cells.

But with all that said, Jack White is still, and will probably always be, the go to guitar champion for much of our generation. I still say that I’m a fan (De Stijl and White Blood Cells still sound great). Plus, in the end, White might have the last laugh.

 

3. 2014 Pop Music — The Ultimate Hangover Year

2013 was one of the greatest years for music in terms of how many popular and established bands released new music. 2014 didn’t have a chance from the start, and halfway through the year that still stands to be true.

The only major bands I know that everyone knows and loves (or at lest loves to hate) that released music this year was Coldplay and The Black Keys, and those albums are less than stellar. Lana Del Rey and Jack White are also more established names in popular music (for very different reasons), but I wouldn’t consider them in the realm of David Bowie, Justin Timberlake, and Kanye West popular, all of whom released new music last year. EDM and electronic pop still seems to be the dominate genre of throwaway hits on the radio, but it feels like the genre is losing momentum, especially after this and this.

There’s still plenty of time for pop music to figure something out, but until then it seems that the only man putting pop music on his back is…

 

4. Pharrell Williams Is Still Ruling The World

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When I left the states, everyone was still listening to “Get Lucky” every single day. Now it’s “Happy”, another product from the man who pretty much had the best year in 2013. Yes, most of you passionately hate this song by now, but this was the only universal hit that I seemed to missed. Also, G I R L is not a bad album, and I say that because I assume no one else has listened to the album after hearing “Happy” so much.

 

So so far so good for 2014. With the recent news of a new Ryan Adams album later this year, I’m already giddy to think of what my end-of-year best lists will consist of. Below you’ll find a Spotify playlist of my favorite songs of 2014 so far. I’m sure I’ve missed a lot more great music in 2014, so let me know if there’s anything else I need to hear!

 

Brady is the founder of Headphone Nation. He’s responsible for all this mess. Sorry about that. He’s also on Twitter @BradyWGerber

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The (Winners’) History of Rock and Roll: Led Zeppelin

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Steven Hyden (@Steven_Hyden) is one of my favorite music writers, and he just started a new series on Grantland about the history of rock and roll – from a different perspective.

In his new series, Hyden goes into great detail about a handful of some of the most successful rock bands of all time (Led Zeppelin being a good starting point), and how they each defined their era of music and their other contributions (both good and bad) to the music industry.

Hyden has a lot of great things to say, and he really does a great job explaining the realities of rock and roll’s not so indie-friendly beginnings (His talks about The Clash and The Replacements broke my heart, but it’s spot on). He also does well relating history to the present, using Arcade Fire winning their album of the year Grammy as his main example.

It’s a long read, but it’s well worth it.

Check out the article here.

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